Other indiscretions

Ophelia has just learned that some scandalous pictures were discovered. She is going to publish these before TMZ gets the pleasure of doing so.

In her youth, Ophelia once dressed as a Republi-cat. She regrets wearing the costume, as she did not mean to make fun of elephants.

Past indiscretions

As with all heated political contests, nasty rumors occasionally surface. Ophelia Gato wants to deal with one in particular: her past usage of Catnip.

Like many adolescent kitties, Ophelia engaged in some experimentation during her college days. She admits to inhaling the "kitty crack".  Mrs. Gato takes ownership of her past and uses those experiences to shape a better future. She wants America to know that she has learned from her wrongs.

Ophelia is committed to keeping Catnip off our streets. She has seen firsthand the downward spiral of addiction in some of her other kitty friends. Ophelia wants to enhance programs to get users in Catnip rehabilitation. She wants all kitties to have the opportunities she has had.

National Security Note: The grey cat is a known user of the Catnip and it's various forms. 

WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY!!

WE'RE GOING TO CALIFORNIA!

WE'RE GOING TO FLORIDA!

WE'RE GOING TO ALABAMA!

WE'RE GOING TO OHIO!

WE'RE GOING TO NORTH CAROLINA!

MEE-OWWWWW!

(I just hope I don't puke on myself during the trip.)

A better Presidential candidate

The best of both worlds: a black woman for President. Ophelia Gato is officially announcing as a Democatic candidate for President.  Over the course of this blog, she will outline her views on the issues and campaign. 

In the meantime, she will be meeting with the people of America. Her grassroots campaign will show that Ophelia Gato has what it takes to run a nation or at least a house. 

Ophelia on the Issues

• On Open Borders:  I will walk and urinate across the U.S. border with Mexico to keep illegals from crossing.
  

• National Security:  The grey cat that roams in the front yard is a threat to security.
  

• Healthcare:  No one should have to travel in a box to the Dr. and use the bathroom on themselves.  Dr. Will will come to everyone's house.
  

• On Poverty:  Two squares a day for everyone, at 4:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m.
  

• National Security:  Birds are also a threat.
  

• The Environment:  Daily clean up for litter box and supports legislation to restore boxes uncleaned for a week to usefulness.
  

• On Hollywood:  Dogs are indecent and should be banned from movies.  They go everywhere and don't use a box.
  

• Spanish as a Second Language:  "Meow", that is all you need to know.
  

• National Security:  These are troubled times.  The grey cat, birds and the box I ride in are an axis of evil to be dealt with.
  

• Homosexuality:  Lord Barker says it is immoral to even have sex organs and I don't go in for those kind.  I think the grey cat is unneutered.
  

 

Awesome Cat Toys

Mrs. G was very good this year. Santa brought her all sorts of fun toys to keep her busy while her loyal owners went to Atlanta to visit family.

We read about several of these on msnbc.com. 

The first one pictured is "String-a-ma-thing" or "Thing-a-ma-string". Basically it is a string sewn on a piece of elastic that rotates constantly. Hours of entertainment, dollars worth of material...

The next one is the cat dancer-it looks like little pieces of rolled up cardboard attached to a wire. And it drives Mrs. G nuts!! She meows at this thing, flips over it, and shows her lovely claws. 

Finally, we have "Mouse in the House". A little mouse runs around on a track and disappears in the back, only to return again from under the stove. You can set this one up on a timer to go off as frequently as you like-every minute, every 20 minutes, every hour. The funny part is when Ophelia moves the toy away from the wall to try and find the little mouse. 

Christmas Kitty

So it appears that I am a terrible blogger. However, I plan to make up for it by posting some fun pictures from the past month. 

First up we have our Christmas Kitty. She really enjoyed our window display. It was blocking her usual view on the ledge, plus she got to hide behind the branches of our natural tinsel trees.