Thursday, April 17, 2008

Rest in Peace, Mrs. G

Ophelia passed away this morning.
We already miss her more than can be imagined. She was our buddy, our pal, our Sweet-O, Mrs. G, Kitty, Mrs. Kitty. 
Ophelia-You'll be in our hearts forever. I will miss everything about you. I loved how you served as an alarm clock, slept on heads, groomed us, batted at my ankles, ate your food on the floor, greeted us at the door, never hissed, left hair everywhere, kneaded my belly, found a way to sleep in between my legs...
We hope you are kitty-catting to your heart's desire and that you have found that beautiful voice again. I know we'll still be humming the songs we sang about you. 



Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Two broken women

It all started with Mrs. G. She was losing weight quickly and her belly that hung beneath her was getting smaller. So we decided it was time for a check-up.
Dr. Will decided to do some tests, looking to see if she had hyperthyroidism or other kitty problems. I had convinced myself it was nothing major, just an easily treatable thyroid condition. Our cat has always been in decent health other than bouts with allergies.
However, the phone call later in the day was the worst: beginning kidney failure. Mrs. Kitty was now in Chronic Renal Failure, destined to eat more prescription food. After some tears, I managed to get on with my day knowing that right now my cat was in good spirits.

Mrs. G's problems started a cycle for both of us. Later that night I had my first gallbladder attack. Brian assured me it was heartburn, but I had never felt anything like this. My entire chest ached no matter which way I turned or even when I tried to curl up. After about an hour of intense pain, it subsided.

The next morning I got up and was about to head to the gym. Instead I went to the ER. I ate some Cheerios and milk and ended up writhing in pain on the floor. I was sweating and crying and then proceeded to lose my breakfast. A call to Harrison led us to go to the ER. Once there, the doctor immediately said it sounded like my gallbladder. They pumped me full of morphine and phenergan and hooked me up to an IV. I just laid there while the pain slowly wore off. We were eventually cleared to go home with prescriptions for pain medications and a diet of low-fat foods. I had two more attacks that day, each less painful than the first but still ridiculously uncomfortable.

I was advised to see my primary doctor the next day to get an ultrasound of my abdomen.  The ultrasound showed that my gallbladder was not functioning but it wasn't enough evidence for surgery. So they sent me to get a HIDA scan-dye is injected into the veins and is supposed to be sent through the bile ducts. The dye bypassed my gallbladder completely (indicating blockage) so I was referred to a surgeon.
In the meantime, Mrs. G wasn't eating her food anymore. She was becoming less like herself quickly. We took her to see Dr. Will again and this time he found a small mass in her abdomen, likely in her intestines. He told us to feed her Laxatone to see if she could pass the mass. Her one-time treat became her enemy. The Laxatone ended up all over her body, leaving her soft hair waxy and sticky. She still wouldn't eat much. The mass didn't move much after the Laxatone treatment.  

I had surgery this past Friday. The removed my gallbladder laparoscopically-through 4 incisions in my abdomen. The pain was terrible when I woke up after surgery. After administering more pain medication and showing I was capable of urinating, they sent me home. Sitting up is more comfortable than lying down, so I spent the day in a chair in the living room. And I took the pain medication every 4 hours as directed. By the end of the day I was walking around the house.

Brian took Ophelia back to the vet on Friday. She had not improved much.
I'm getting better each day, but Ophelia seems to be worse. Sunday night she urinated on the floor and just laid there. We all went to see Dr. Will on Monday. He decided to keep her for the day and then for the night. Her mass is still there and now she has a urinary tract infection. She came home yesterday but hasn't been very active. She urinated on the floor again this morning. I tried to feed her but she was not interested. We're worried. 

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Other indiscretions


Ophelia has just learned that some scandalous pictures were discovered. She is going to publish these before TMZ gets the pleasure of doing so.
In her youth, Ophelia once dressed as a Republi-cat. She regrets wearing the costume, as she did not mean to make fun of elephants.

Past indiscretions

As with all heated political contests, nasty rumors occasionally surface. Ophelia Gato wants to deal with one in particular: her past usage of Catnip.
Like many adolescent kitties, Ophelia engaged in some experimentation during her college days. She admits to inhaling the "kitty crack".  Mrs. Gato takes ownership of her past and uses those experiences to shape a better future. She wants America to know that she has learned from her wrongs.
Ophelia is committed to keeping Catnip off our streets. She has seen firsthand the downward spiral of addiction in some of her other kitty friends. Ophelia wants to enhance programs to get users in Catnip rehabilitation. She wants all kitties to have the opportunities she has had.

National Security Note: The grey cat is a known user of the Catnip and it's various forms. 

Monday, January 28, 2008

WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY!!


WE'RE GOING TO CALIFORNIA!
WE'RE GOING TO FLORIDA!
WE'RE GOING TO ALABAMA!
WE'RE GOING TO OHIO!
WE'RE GOING TO NORTH CAROLINA!
MEE-OWWWWW!
(I just hope I don't puke on myself during the trip.)

Friday, January 25, 2008

A better Presidential candidate


The best of both worlds: a black woman for President. Ophelia Gato is officially announcing as a Democatic candidate for President.  Over the course of this blog, she will outline her views on the issues and campaign. 

In the meantime, she will be meeting with the people of America. Her grassroots campaign will show that Ophelia Gato has what it takes to run a nation or at least a house. 
Ophelia on the Issues
  • On Open Borders:  I will walk and urinate across the U.S. border with Mexico to keep illegals from crossing.
  • National Security:  The grey cat that roams in the front yard is a threat to security.
  • Healthcare:  No one should have to travel in a box to the Dr. and use the bathroom on themselves.  Dr. Will will come to everyone's house.
  • On Poverty:  Two squares a day for everyone, at 4:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m.
  • National Security:  Birds are also a threat.
  • The Environment:  Daily clean up for litter box and supports legislation to restore boxes uncleaned for a week to usefulness.
  • On Hollywood:  Dogs are indecent and should be banned from movies.  They go everywhere and don't use a box.
  • Spanish as a Second Language:  "Meow", that is all you need to know.
  • National Security:  These are troubled times.  The grey cat, birds and the box I ride in are an axis of evil to be dealt with.
  • Homosexuality:  Lord Barker says it is immoral to even have sex organs and I don't go in for those kind.  I think the grey cat is unneutered.

 

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Awesome Cat Toys

Mrs. G was very good this year. Santa brought her all sorts of fun toys to keep her busy while her loyal owners went to Atlanta to visit family.
We read about several of these on msnbc.com. 
The first one pictured is "String-a-ma-thing" or "Thing-a-ma-string". Basically it is a string sewn on a piece of elastic that rotates constantly. Hours of entertainment, dollars worth of material...
The next one is the cat dancer-it looks like little pieces of rolled up cardboard attached to a wire. And it drives Mrs. G nuts!! She meows at this thing, flips over it, and shows her lovely claws. 
Finally, we have "Mouse in the House". A little mouse runs around on a track and disappears in the back, only to return again from under the stove. You can set this one up on a timer to go off as frequently as you like-every minute, every 20 minutes, every hour. The funny part is when Ophelia moves the toy away from the wall to try and find the little mouse.